Who will win Decembeard?

I AM KING OF DECEMBEARD!

where are cat and cheggers on that poll

you sexist, sexist pig!

Look at my Dogs wrote:where are cat and cheggers on that poll

you sexist, sexist pig!

Who will win Decembeard

Capu [ 0 ] 0% [0%]

Blandrews [ 1 ] 50% [50%]

Tommo [ 0 ] 0% [0%]

Leep Blop [ 0 ] 0% [0%]

Gilbey Gilbey Gilbey Gilbey (ah ah ah ah ah ahhh) [ 0 ] 0% [0%]

Yo Mama [ 1 ] 50% [50%]

cat and cheggers are nobodies mammas

which fool voted for something other than "yo mama"?
it better not be you, tom...

Leonard Cohen wrote:which fool voted for something other than "yo mama"?
it better not be you, tom...

it wasnt actually.

i almost didnt, but it was too legend not to vote for.

but, i wonder who did it?

there is a conspiracy afoot.

or maybe it was Blandrews,
or Blandrews' beard,
that's how quick it has grown.
it is already toying with us all.

sentient beards, eh?
IRREGARDLESS!!

I am so going to buy a fake beard and partake in this competition!...

You know what would be cool, if they had growable fake beards.

is there really any difference between a growabale fake beard and a growable real beard

if anyone says one is real and one is fake i will laugh cos they is predictable. haha

"Hi! Billy Mays here for Growable Fake Beards. Don't have a beard? Want one? Don't like the look of fake beards? Buy a Growable Fake Beard. Each Growable Beard has unique DNA which allows it to grow at a rate to suit you.
Just remove the beard at the end of the day and store it in this handy Beard Growbag! Just add a glass of water to the bag every night and you will have a Fake Beard in no time at all!

But wait! Buy now and you won't just get a Fake Beard and Growbag, we'll also throw in a beard trimmer and 45 templates to allow you to shape your beard! Take your pick from beards of the past!

So for only $94.95 you can own your very own Growable Fake Beard! Buy now!"