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Post  Leonard Cohen Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:59 am

Last week me and a friend went down to the local beach to try out the world-famous donkey rides. On arriving there, we found that all the donkeys had gone, and had been replaced by a single goat. I was confident this goat was capable in the field of donkey-rides, but my friend was less so. He felt uncertain, and had no faith in the goat. To clear this problem up, I asked the man selling tickets a half-statement/half-question. He nodded in agreement and my friend's worries were appeased.
What was the statement?

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Post  Look at my Dogs Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:04 am

Leonard Cohen wrote:Last week me and a friend went down to the local beach to try out the world-famous donkey rides. On arriving there, we found that all the donkeys had gone, and had been replaced by a single goat. I was confident this goat was capable in the field of donkey-rides, but my friend was less so. He felt uncertain, and had no faith in the goat. To clear this problem up, I asked the man selling tickets a half-statement/half-question. He nodded in agreement and my friend's worries were appeased.
What was the statement?

*first person to guess correctly wins a video in honour of their aptitude. competition closes in 24 hours*

this donkey is capable in the field of donkey-rides, yes?

obviously.
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Post  Leonard Cohen Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:14 am

Look at my Dogs wrote:this donkey is capable in the field of donkey-rides, yes?

obviously.

this is INACCURATE

(and if it was, you shoulda said "this goat is capable in the field of donkey-rides, yes?")


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Post  Chiggers Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:16 am

Is niiice... but is goat?
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Post  Leonard Cohen Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:17 am

Cheg-a-leg wrote:Is niiice... but is goat?

this is INACCURATE
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Post  Look at my Dogs Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:59 am

Leonard Cohen wrote:
Look at my Dogs wrote:this donkey is capable in the field of donkey-rides, yes?

obviously.

this is INACCURATE

(and if it was, you shoulda said "this goat is capable in the field of donkey-rides, yes?")

oh yeh,

haha. i sure am stupid...

but mine still works... so your basically saying, i am thinking of a number, what number am i thinking of...

except it is a question...
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Post  Leonard Cohen Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:23 am

Look at my Dogs wrote:but mine still works... so your basically saying, i am thinking of a number, what number am i thinking of...

except it is a question...

yes. this is what i am doing.
but when you find out the answer, you'll understand why.
its like i say im thinking of a number, but since you know its me asking, you know the answer will be either 42 or 69
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Post  Look at my Dogs Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:44 am

Leonard Cohen wrote:
Look at my Dogs wrote:but mine still works... so your basically saying, i am thinking of a number, what number am i thinking of...

except it is a question...

yes. this is what i am doing.
but when you find out the answer, you'll understand why.
its like i say im thinking of a number, but since you know its me asking, you know the answer will be either 42 or 69

i refuse to have any part in your twisted mind games.
except when i think of the answer.


and also.. hehee, 69...
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Post  bluekatrock Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:14 pm

You asked "The goat has his towel with him, right?" therefore you'd be prepared if the world suddenly turned on it's head, as the goat was being treated like a donkey and you, your friend and the goat where then thrown into the harshness of space.

Wait, what was the question?
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Post  Leonard Cohen Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:17 am

Glass Onion wrote:"The goat has his towel with him, right?"

nice try, nice hitchhiker's reference (tho you coulda gone the whole hog and claimed that the goat was the enormous mutant star goat that some claim was going to eat the planet belonging to the Golgafrinchams), but im afraid this too is INACCURATE
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Post  bluekatrock Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:54 am

Well, it's been 24 hours. What's the answer?

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Post  Leonard Cohen Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:29 am

Glass Onion wrote:Competition Time LEVELUP-1
thanks for that cat. yet again i am level 2!

Glass Onion wrote:Well, it's been 24 hours. What's the answer?
i gave you people a few extra hours, still didnt get any right answers.

"i trust i can rely on your goat"

not worth it, was it
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Post  Look at my Dogs Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:04 am

Leonard Cohen wrote:
"i trust i can rely on your goat"

not worth it, was it

soo worth it... that was filarious.

melissa says she worked it out all by herself...

i dont believe her.
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Post  Leonard Cohen Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:10 am

Look at my Dogs wrote:melissa says she worked it out all by herself...

i dont believe her.

tell her LIES!!
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Post  Look at my Dogs Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:19 pm

Leonard Cohen wrote:
tell her LIES!!

Melissa wrote:
PIES!!
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Post  Leonard Cohen Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:15 pm

Look at my Dogs wrote:
Leonard Cohen wrote:
testify

Melissa wrote:
testiPIE!!

fixed
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