Top 5 Things That My Cat Doesn't Understand Right Now

5: The computer keyboard.
4: The little wooden frog thing I have on my desk.
3: My hand/my hair.
2: The cursor on the computer screen.
1: This forum.

Cat win!

Things my cat doesn't ever understand:

1. Water and electronics don't mix.
2. Wires are NOT for chewing.
3. The gas fire.
4. Stairs are not safe for chasing people up or down on.
5. Maneki Neko - it just doesn't ever stop waving.

5. How much worms are not toys and how icky dead worms are to clean up.
4. The fact that moss is not a good thing to collect and leave around the house.
3. Cocoa is not your special plaything.
2. Bookshelves are not a fun place to walk.
1. All things.

andrews wrote:
3. Cocoa is not your special plaything.

This was my favourite one.

andrews wrote:special plaything

Sexy.

Cheg-a-leg wrote:

andrews wrote:special plaything

Sexy.

Oh dear.

Another thing she doesnt understand my feet are not Ben?! toys damnit especially when im in bed. All cats do not understand this.

My cat is currently biting my elbow to get my attention.
Oh my god, she's attacking me!!...

bluekatrock wrote:My cat is currently biting my elbow to get my attention.

Cats don't understand good manners. ._.